13th Jan | Break Something Every Day
So today was a drunk spontaneous thing at the last minute. A 3 Seeds bottle I found on a traffic light transformer. Hey. I can break that. And break it I did. Bang.
11th Jan | Break Something Every Day
WINE!
Hey, Bernard. Hey. Hey Bernard. Bernard. Hey. Bernard… I’m a robot prostitute from the future.
Yeah, so Clare and I teamed up once more to make things that were once not broken broken.
On the menu was Wine and SOMETHING ELSE. You will see tomorrow!
Oh god, the suspense.
Nobody even looks at these anyway. I’m just doing it for the satisfaction. I stuck a little reverse sequence of the explosion because I was sliding the little timeline slider back and forth giggling like a loser at it in reverse. Well, not really. I’ve seen it done before like with Jory from that Microwave show throwing things off his deck and I didn’t want to seem like I was copying him. BUT I don’t care. It looks too cool.
THAT CAT! Larli, seriously. I think cats are like emo teenagers. They mope around, are lazy, and they want to die. I know they have 9 lives, but that doesn’t mean you have to walk up to and stand right on where I was about to throw a glass bottle, CAT! CURIOSITY WILL GET YOU KILLED! They should make a saying out of that or something.
9th Jan | Break Something Every Day
A bottle of V
It was raining outside so this was quick.
Trying to speed up the upload process by finding a good compression format. Thought to try Xvid which is awesome.
Anyway. Short and sweet.
So yesterday I decided to recycle an empty bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey. (AKA: Get drunk and diabetes at the same time!). I recycled it with the concrete ground.
Anyway, I’m sort of still playing around with the video quality / way to film things. This and the last one turned out to a bit shaky and hard to watch so I might try another method of filming for the next one.
But enjoy anyway. I particularly like the second smash. Mmmmmmmmm….
Does anyone else find smashing things very satisfying?
