11th Jan | Break Something Every Day

WINE!

Hey, Bernard. Hey. Hey Bernard. Bernard. Hey. Bernard… I’m a robot prostitute from the future.

Yeah, so Clare and I teamed up once more to make things that were once not broken broken. 

On the menu was Wine and SOMETHING ELSE. You will see tomorrow!

Oh god, the suspense.

Nobody even looks at these anyway. I’m just doing it for the satisfaction. I stuck a little reverse sequence of the explosion because I was sliding the little timeline slider back and forth giggling like a loser at it in reverse. Well, not really. I’ve seen it done before like with Jory from that Microwave show throwing things off his deck and I didn’t want to seem like I was copying him. BUT I don’t care. It looks too cool.

THAT CAT! Larli, seriously. I think cats are like emo teenagers. They mope around, are lazy, and they want to die. I know they have 9 lives, but that doesn’t mean you have to walk up to and stand right on where I was about to throw a glass bottle, CAT! CURIOSITY WILL GET YOU KILLED! They should make a saying out of that or something.